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It’s proving to be an eventful year in West-Central Illinois and Northeast Missouri … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 916 of The Daily Dirt 1. Now that the eclipse has (finally) passed, what’s next to occupy our curiosity? I’m going with the pending invasion of trillions — yes, trillions — of…
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But Mr. Ed was a close runner-up … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 916 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Animals being featured on network television shows is nothing new. But which ones are the most memorable? How about this for a top-10 listing of the animals that made us laugh the…
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Jesus: Blessed are the poor, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Capitalist: I’m sorry, but I have to take exception to that. In a capitalist society, if you are a loser, that means you or your family haven’t tried hard enough to play the game. The game has rules. You must play by the…
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It’s good that a recommendation has been put forth by the Illinois Department of Transportation for the replacement of the Memorial Bridge. While it is not a consideration to replace the Golden Gate Bridge, also put into service in the 1930s and in a salt air environment, most other bridges should not be expected to last…
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Communication is always the key to a successful marriage … right? … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 916 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Any married man reading this first item will likely nod his head in agreement. There are a handful of words and terms you never want to hear from…
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I wouldn’t want of that peas porridge, whether it was nine days old or not … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 915 of The Daily Dirt. 1. One of my most favorite people I have worked with over the years is Jo Lynn Tappe. On Fridays, Jo Lynn would always bring…
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Regarding the article concerning the 13-year-old and 18-year-old who sent the pictures — which, of course, he shouldn’t have done. A question I have: Was he aware of her age? I ask because many girls get online and portray themselves as 18, which should not happen. Parents should bear some responsibility for not monitoring their daughter’s…
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The countdown to Monday’s eclipse continues … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 914 of The Daily Dirt. 1. A few days ago I was glancing over some information about 1979 and found a pair of items that proved rather interesting. First, I was reminded that was the year ESPN became a…
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Daily Dirt for Saturday, April 6, 2024 When you read Jerry Seinfeld’s thoughts, I’m sure you’ll think the same things I did. He’s exactly right … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 913 of The Daily Dirt. 1. If you’ve ever been a pet owner, I’m certain some of the following medal-worthy reflections…
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Flashbacks are always exciting. They bring back nostalgia. The decade of the 1960s was a blast. It was the era of the moon landing and President Kennedy was in office. Tragically, in 1967, three youths went caving in Hannibal. Caving was a favorite pastime, and Murphy’s Cave was an epicenter for explorers. It was a…
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This is also the day a long-ago conversation with a friend from long ago comes to mind … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 912 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Today is a fitting time to officially make the following statement: Iowa wunderkind Caitlin Clark is the greatest of all-time, the GOAT…
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We stood ready in the basement wielding a pool stick. The basement had flooded quickly after the sump pump somehow had turned itself off. We were down there with a shop vac when we noticed the soggy creature in the far corner of the room. My first suggestion was to drop everything and run, but…
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Daily Dirt for Thursday, April 4, 2024 If so, it’s probably because it’s raining cats and dogs … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 911 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Many of the common sayings we take granted often have unexpected origins. While the following five phrases are rather common in our everyday…
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Daily Dirt for Wednesday, April 3, 2024 Who said those presidents didn’t have a sense of humor? … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 910 of The Daily Dirt. 1. When I think about U.S. presidents, their sense(s) of humor are not normally the first thing that comes to mind. Recently my eyes…
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Steve Wright might just be the funniest human being alive today … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 909 of The Daily Dirt. 1. The Daily Dirt has always had a special affection for the work of deadpan comedian Steven Wright. He’s kind of our unofficial poet laureate. Every so often I…
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The world headquarters of Muddy River News is full of pranksters … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 908 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Today’s the day many Americans enjoy pranking their family members and best friends, usually with some harmless but funny kind of joke. It’s April Fool’s Day! But how…
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Can you imagine the money someone the caliber of Jim Brown or Larry Bird could have earned in today’s cash-rich world of college athletics? … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 907 of The Daily Dirt. 1. It’s a whole new world when it comes to star amateur athletes’ ability to earn…
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If so, get ready to dig deep … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 906 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Where do lovebirds like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enjoy their getaways? America’s favorite couple recently spent some time in a place called Harbour Island in The Bahamas. In case you’re reading…
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Daily Dirt for Friday, March 29, 2024 Be honest. Did you know he had this strong of tie to our territory? Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 905 of The Daily Dirt. 1. This month marks the birthday of one of the most famous Illinoisans who, I think, has been somewhat forgotten over…
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Daily Dirt: Closing in on 60-year anniversary of what may have been Beatles' greatest accomplishment
Daily Dirt for Thursday, March 28, 2024 It dawned on me the first “slow” Beatles song to reach No. 1 was not until “Yesterday,” the band’s 10th No. 1 in October 1965 … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 904 of The Daily Dirt. 1. We’re nearing the 60th anniversary is what is…
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It seems our society is short on selflessness these days. Selflessness is “giving to others without looking for personal gain.” Thankfully, in healthcare, you’ll find teams of selfless people led by doctors. This area is blessed with many skilled physicians, including those practicing at Blessing Health. After multiple years in training, these doctors joined the Blessing…
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Daily Dirt for Wednesday, March 27, 2024 For the record, I’ve never worn a pair of budgie smugglers … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 903 of The Daily Dirt. 1. For as long as I can remember, I have had a love affair with how Australians speak because of both the accent…
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Daily Dirt for Tuesday, March 26, 2024 “The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.” I’ve heard that more than once … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 903 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Friends, let’s be honest. There is nothing more rewarding than a quality comeback to…
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Was your bracket busted early? … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 901 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Is it just coincidence that March is Gambling Awareness Month AND the time of one of the heaviest-wagered U.S. athletic events, the NCAA Tournament? Bettors are expected to LEGALLY wager somewhere between $3 billion to…
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Daily Dirt for Sunday, March 24, 2024 Just 99 days from now, we’ll reach Daily Dirt No. 1,000 … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 901 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Pie is one of the great American traditions, but which kind is best? Or at least most popular? And which kinds of…
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