Daily Dirt: When it comes to olykoeks, the maple-frosted ones earn gold medal
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Daily Dirt for Thursday, June 2, 2022
I had no idea Tom Jones was 82 years old. Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 301 of The Daily Dirt.
1. Friday is a big day for some, maybe many. I include myself in that select group.
Friday is National Doughnut Day, a celebration of the world’s finest pastry. Man’s best friend, if you will. The history of the doughnut dates to 1847, and at one time those small-scale circles of delight were known as olykoeks.
Through the years, we’ve seen all kinds of doughnuts introduced and a wide variety of toppings. Here are my all-time favorites when it comes to those little round mounds of wonderfulness:
- Gold medal: Maple frosted. Simple, yet quite poignant. A true delight for the palate.
- Silver medal: Glazed. That glaze cannot be melted, or you might as well pitch the doughnut. The glazed doughnut(s) must be eaten quickly before that thin layer of icing begins to get mushy.
- Bronze medal: Chocolate frosted with coconut. Coconut is not the perfect accent for all doughnuts, just the chocolate. The coconut and chocolate is a match made in culinary heaven.
2. Birthday wishes this week go to:
- Former international heartthrob and pop star Tom Jones, who will be 82 on June 7. What’s new, pussycat?
- Actor Liam Neeson, who turns 70 on June 7. My favorite films of his are “Love, Actually” and “Taken.”
- Sportscaster Dick Vitale, who will be 82 on June 9. Many do not know about the philanthropic side of Dickie V. Beyond all of the yelling and hand waving is a man extremely concerned about others.
- Actor Johnny Depp, who turns 59 on June 9. Johnny’s been keeping kind of a low profile of late. Well, except for that court case.
- Former NFL quarterback Joe Montana, who will be 66 on June 11. I’m so old I remember when Joe played at Notre Dame.
3. This week’s rankings for the best and worst of MLB teams:
The top 5
- 1. New York Mets: If the Mets have a healthy Jacob DeGrom and Max Scherzer the second half of the season they might finish with 110 wins.
- 2. Houston Astros: Right now, the only weakness/question mark is how dominant of a closer Ryan Pressly can be.
- 3. Milwaukee Brewers: The Brewers are now down two starting pitchers. Will they be able to adjust as well as the Mets?
- 4. Los Angeles Dodgers: Until the Dodgers find a bona fide closer and more consistency on offense, their stay in the postseason will be brief at best. Craig Kimbrel’s best bullpen days are obviously well behind him.
- 5. New York Yankees: The most misleading record in MLB.
The Bottom 5
- 1. Washington Nationals: Stephen Strasburg may be returning soon. It won’t matter.
- 2. Kansas City Royals: Bobby Witt Jr. is an exciting young talent. That’s about as nice as I can be to the Royals today.
- 3. Cincinnati Reds: Don’t look now, but the Reds have actually been respectable the past two weeks.
- 4. Colorado Rockies: Colorado still has a legit shot to be No. 1 by season’s end. The Rockies are in the midst of another one of their freefalls.
- 5. Oakland Athletics: Look for the A’s to unload pitcher Frankie Montas in the near future.
Steve Thought O’ The Day
I’m not certain, but I think I could probably pitch as well as Anibal Sanchez of the Washington Nationals.
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Steve Eighinger writes daily for Muddy River News. When he enters his favorite donut shop and is asked for his order, he simply holds out his arms and says, “Yes.”
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