No, Cracker Jill isn’t going to indoctrinate your kids

Google Cracker Jill.

Better yet…don’t.

A national company comes up with a new marketing gimmick to sell a century old product and, maybe, also call it a way celebrate women in sports.

Sounds harmless, right.

Oh, no.

Cracker Jack’s baby sister, Cracker Jill, is just another part of the left’s woke liberal agenda to tear down our country.

Like Hell it is. It’s caramel covered popcorn and peanuts. Yes, they left the peanuts in Cracker Jill. Maybe that’s what some are upset about. Could be some trans virtue signaling going on!

(I have no idea if trans virtue signaling is really a thing, but I hear these words used all of the time now separately, so I’m sure someone on NewsMax is going to take it and run with it now.)

Yes, there is a lot of ridiculousness going on in the world. Cancel culture is a thing. People ignoring science, or making up science, or embracing science when it fits their agenda, are things.

But ridiculousness is also a two-way street.

If your outrage meter was triggered by this, I suggest decaf. Or a nice walk. Or a shrink.

Just wait until they get to Almond Joy and Mounds.

J. Robert Gough is the publisher/general manager for Muddy River News. He enjoys Cracker Jack/Jill.