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DAILY DIRT: 'I was looking in the mirror not long ago, thinking how young and beautiful I used to be. Now … I'm just beautiful'

March 8, 2024 | By Steve Eighinger, Muddy River News Minister of Culture and Doctor of Love

Yes, getting old does have its drawbacks … Welcome to today’s three thoughts that make up Vol. 888 of The Daily Dirt. 1. Maybe the funniest thing(s) I have heard in a long time were supplied by … umm, shall we say an older woman, who informed: She shouldn’t feel too sad. My sand has…